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theclearlydope: WORTH SEEING: Dusty room alert. 14-year old...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:36:55 -0400

WORTH SEEING: Dusty room alert. 14-year old Jack Carroll who suffers from cerebral palsy kills his audition on Britain’s Got Talent.

:’)

Thanks @CoryLevine via Huff Post Teen

list25: Gotcha

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:30:34 -0400

list25:

Gotcha

Baastin.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 08:14:50 -0400

Baastin.

Loved this I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING. <3

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:23:21 -0500

Loved this

I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING. <3

“Upgrade Your Spiritual Life”Brad Kalajainen @...

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:11:09 -0500

“Upgrade Your Spiritual Life”
Brad Kalajainen @ Cornerstone Church
Caledonia, MI

School tomorrow…

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 23:15:45 -0500

School tomorrow…

Only a fool trips on what is behind him.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:55:56 -0500

Only a fool trips on what is behind him.

bilbro-baggins:

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:16:58 -0500

bilbro-baggins:

I want to sleep forever.

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 14:08:58 -0500

I want to sleep forever.

I remember one time at church in elementary school this girl tried to be cool and show off her...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:32:13 -0500

I remember one time at church in elementary school this girl tried to be cool and show off her “pager” but we all knew it was just a garage door opener…

taeshavmandrew: Attempted to eat a grape. Nearly died. I actually had a neighbor that choked on a...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:29:56 -0500

taeshavmandrew:

Attempted to eat a grape.

Nearly died.

I actually had a neighbor that choked on a grape and got taken to the ER in an ambulance.

You guys are a bunch of slackers.

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:52:06 -0500

Come on, Tumblr. Stop slacking. I’m in bed too sick to do my homework because my brain won’t work right. Start entertaining me.

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:05:28 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:49:26 -0500

Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.
Gandalf: Cool.
Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?
Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.

Aziz Ansari on ‘Conan’

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 17:35:06 -0500

Aziz Ansari on ‘Conan’

Science Rules.

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:35:11 -0500

Nine years ago in my middle school science class we had to do skits about rocks and earthy stuff after watching the Bill Nye video on the topic. My group of three was putting on a game show about diamonds and I had to make up my contestant name so I scanned the book for a related word that could be used as a name. I used the name Miss Cleavage (as in enough pressure/cleavage of carbon makes a diamond) but everybody laughed at me and I didn’t understand why. I was too embarrassed to ask anyone what the word meant, since clearly there was another meaning I was unaware of. Today this memory still haunts me. I’m terrified of what Mrs. Brege thought of me and I wish she had known I was innocent and ignorant of my crime.

Definitely Hufflepuff for me.

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 15:32:09 -0500

Definitely Hufflepuff for me.

should i get out of bed or starve? Me since last Thursday…

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:55:09 -0500

should i get out of bed or starve?

Me since last Thursday…

Dear College Students,

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 13:25:14 -0500

rachel-leigh04:

Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.

Most were quite sleepy
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
Would loosen their thinking.

In my own dorm room,
I had been pacing,
And dreading exams
I soon would be facing.

I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were all shot.

I stared at my notes
But my thoughts were all muddy
My eyes went ablur,
I just couldn’t study.

I’d nearly concluded
That life was too cruel,
With futures depending
On grades had in school.

When all of a sudden,
Our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put It Off
Ambled inside.

His spirit was careless,
His manner was mellow,
He looked straight at me,
And started to bellow:

“What kind of student
Would make such a fuss
To toss back at teachers
What they tossed at us?”

“On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year’s Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last Minute Crams!”

His message delivered,
He vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing
Outside in the night.

“Your teachers have pegged you,
So just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,
And to all a good test.”

It’s important to be honest with your children.

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 14:27:22 -0500

It’s important to be honest with your children.